Friday 20 January 2017

Billy Keane: Making up is hard to do but Delaney and Keane did it for Ireland's good

Published 18/11/2013 | 02:00

It was only a matter of time before Yahweh asked me to do him a turn. I have been in waiting. For a sign. It wasn't in any way as dramatic like as in a burning bush or a plague of locusts.

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What with all the sense I've been making here every Monday, it was only matter of time before I became a vessel. That's how all prophets start out and technically, in a parable sort of way, I have also performed a miracle this very weekend, which goes to show I am indeed the chosen one.

The miracle occurred on Saturday in the bar where I work as a missionary, helping people with their problems and giving advice and refreshments for a modest fee.

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