A close encounter with The Man Who Knows Everything
I could be wronging The Man Who Knows Everything. I'm fairly sure though that he's guilty.
The Man Who Knows Everything seems to know exactly where I am at all times. It's as if he has implanted a following device in the car, like the spouses who suspect their partners of having affairs.
The sea water is usually at its warmest around now and so I went into the sea for a swim. The water was wet and cold.