Published 27/11/2011 | 06:00
It's a stimulus package destined to flop. An entrepreneur trading under the pseudonym Tom Hogan is organising a series of pay-to-play swingers' parties, including one at a castle in the midlands.
However, Irish people are not natural swingers and have an instinctive aversion to that whole seedy business of throwing your car keys into a bowl and taking pot luck.
In the current climate, after all, it's more likely that a stranger would run off with your car than your wife.