Lord of the Rings Michael stumps up as dark forces gather
Michael Healy-Rae would've scratched his head in bafflement, but that would have entailed first removing his black flat-cap, which would never do.
"Well, you wouldn't have to be Einstein to figure out that there's a little bit of a something going on," he suggested.
Au contraire, as they say in Kerry. The complexities and imponderables surrounding just who put the 'dial' into 'Dail Eireann' would send Albert Einstein crying for his mother. Although it does involve a Theory of Relativity of sorts -- the relatives being a father-and-son double act.