Lise Hand: Three mute-ineers left dumbstruck by King Cowen's roar
Assassins, my hat. When it comes to staging a heave, the top brass in Fianna Fail make Richard Bruton look like a ninja.
John Gormley has admitted to being "no Sherlock Holmes", but perhaps he could pick up his magnifying-glass and find the Missing Ministerial Mutineers.
Since Garglegate last September, the background musak in the corridors of Leinster House has been a low-grade but constant muttering against the beleaguered Brian Cowen.