Lise Hand: Loose-lips Lucinda ruins Dear Leader's day with 'FF light' barb
THE Blonde Ambition tour rolled into Donegal yesterday. On Monday, the menfolk had spent the day at the MacGill Summer School rending their pinstriped garments and keening over the body of the Celtic Tiger. On Tuesday, the women roared into town, kicking ass and taking names.
The audience in the hall was still digesting the breakfast fry-up when Fine Gael's very own Madonna (singer, not religious figure) walked demurely to the podium to give her views on the morning's topic for debate, 'Standards in Public Life and Accountability'.
Now, Lucinda Creighton is a rebellious lassie who is inclined to live by the motto "Express Yourself" -- something that she does regularly and vocally, much to the chagrin of her leader, Enda Kenny.