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Fiach Kelly: Faithful get high on the prospect of 'G for T'

Fiach Kelly

Published 19/04/2010 | 05:00

BE warned: they're coming to a doorstep near you. And they hope it will be soon. It's a new way of campaigning, designed to cause confusion so you don't know whether to laugh or cry at the prospect they're promoting.

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Instead of asking for your vote, they'll just stand there in silence, with it held proudly aloft until you look up and are confronted with it: "Gilmore for Taoiseach".

When it happens, stay calm, there will be ways to get them and their 'G for T' placards away from your house. Don't agitate them too much -- they might yelp and yahoo and wake the kids.

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