Sunday 28 May 2017

Expect to find me smiling in a serene and senatorial way

SATURDAY

Apart from Seo Beo and a stunning new TG4 talent show, called Glas Vegas, I mean to stay off the air in the near future, for two reasons.

First, the print media have given me enough publicity to last me a lifetime. Second, after a lifetime of being abrasive, I am going to take a break from being bad and walk around smiling in a serene senatorial way. For a while.

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