Tuesday 28 March 2017

Clinic isn't the cure for RTE's ills

Just to ensure our attention, The Clinic, RTE1's new eight-part medical drama, began with a chase and followed it with a shag.

The early-morning shag takes place in a trendy docklands apartment. After the young woman noisily orgasms, she rolls off the guy and gets dressed. Then she introduces herself, as one does. "I'm Susie," she offers, formally shaking hands. "I'm Dan," he replies.

A couple of minutes later, Susie turns up at the clinic to start her day's work as a homeopath. Forget all you ever heard about randy nurses - homeopaths are obviously the medical profession's real goers.

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