Brendan O'Connor: Bare truth about The Weather
We are heading into unprecedented territory here. "The Weather", as it is known, has now been with us for more than two weeks. All kinds of strange things are happening.
For example, at some point during this time it became acceptable for men to walk around our towns and cities topless. There are many other crimes too, too numerous and distasteful to list here, involving lower butt cheek that was never meant to be shared with the wider world.
The equation roughly seems to be that the longer The Weather goes on, the less clothes you can wear, in more locations. People will be naked at Mass if this continues for much longer, except maybe for a fanny-pack to keep their money for the collection.