Billy Keane: Cork know real glory lies closer to home
You've dated her 36 times and then your next-door neighbour lifts her over his head, by the ears, and you are forced to watch.
I had better get this out of the way right now. Congratulations to Cork on winning their seventh All-Ireland. No ifs, buts or maybes. Just straight out congrats. No more about it. Best team and all that.
The seventh is really special. My grandfather always said the winning of our seventh almost eclipsed the great news that my grandmother was pregnant with my father.