BAD WEEK
Saturday December 17 2005
Office party revellers
Bosses were advised to cap the amount of free booze that they give out at Christmas parties after a survey showed half of them end up in punch-ups.
Bosses were advised to cap the amount of free booze that they give out at Christmas parties after a survey showed half of them end up in punch-ups.
Don't fondle your boss during dessert and don't French kiss his wife. Tis the season to be jolly. Take that! Thwack!
Gift wrappers
Barmy scientists came up with the perfect formula for wrapping Christmas gifts: d+2h+w = 2 (w+h).
Or you could just ask the shop assistant to do it.
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