The twenties are one long and lovely sweep of freedom; I don't disagree. But it's the most perilous freedom, because the more you embrace it, the more trapped you become. Not by a boring marriage, or motherhood, or a wretched job, but by yourself, and the fact that you had too much fun.
You had so much fun that it isn't clear, looking back, when being a teenager ended. The only difference is that as a teen you rebelled, but your parents, schoolteachers and the law stamped it out.
In your twenties, no one does that. You're loose, living dangerously. And it could go on indefinitely, you start to feel, as the view erodes, the decade closes in, and you still haven't got anything done.
This should sound familiar. But if you're one of those girls in their twenties with a career, a family and a house, go away, you make me sick. Because I'm in the other, hopelessly increasing category of girls whose lives are shambolic.
I had a casual arrangement with the future, but it screwed me. Nothing has happened the way it was supposed to. At 29, I was supposed to be settling down about now. With a nice house in Dublin's Ranelagh, a husband type-thing, a roaring career and, with all that, the means to have a little baby.
Babies! I laugh, and then read a health article reminding me 28 was the optimal time. Some of these expectations are terrifying, some are exciting; the whole project is exhausting.
Whoever plotted out this little conspiracy of milestones -- career, house, marriage, child -- did it wrong. Those things all conflict. We can't do everything! But there are insidious voices urging us to do so. Every adult has the impunity to ask: "So, what are you doing with yourself these days?" Every girl pops the question: "So, any gossip for me?"
I've started just making up stuff. "I'm an arts journalist and I write fiction". And: "Oh, I had this saga with [ ... ], but I ended it."
Liberation is a wilderness, and we are lost. We're confounded by our opportunities. We've been given so much freedom that, like bees against glass, we're unsure how to access it. We're don't know what to do first.
An obvious place to start is at the big milestone, career. I am one of the lucky ones who got a job in ill-fated '08. I jammed my foot into a door that closed on other punters. I messed around for a time, and suddenly found myself harbouring wild ambitions to achieve historic things that will be feted by the nation. I only want to work.
But just when you decide that, something else takes on a monstrous significance. The work stone is blocked by the second, most elusive stone.
At risk of letting the side down, here is the truth: all a girl in her twenties wants is to bag a man. It's the only thing -- I mean the only thing -- we talk about. It starts around the age of 27 and it dominates every moment. It's uninteresting, but terribly addictive.
Of course it is. Love is all we need! It's precious and transcendent. It makes everything else worth living for. But men aren't ready for any of this, they understandably couldn't be bothered. So the thwarted pursuit of it nullifies our thoughts and impedes our progress.
So we need that third milestone, the infamous bricks and mortar one. Housing. With the country in arrears, where are we going to live? Recently, I took my paperwork to the bank. I wanted a loan, but the mortgage adviser seemed to be stifling a laugh when he saw my bank balance. Pathetic.
My grandmothers were never in their twenties in our sense. They recognised that catch that is still, incredibly, in the Constitution; "their life within the home".
It wasn't that marriage was the only option in the mid-1940s, but it was an attractive one. Sheila came from Sligo, and did a year of nursing in Holles Street in Dublin. She went home and married Frank, a solicitor 17 years her senior. They lived over a bakery until he bought them a house by the sea.
At my age, she had five children. Five more followed.