Our very own journal of the plague year
What have we done to deserve the disasters of biblical proportions being visited upon us? asks Pat Fitzpatrick
Sunday November 29 2009
Is God punishing us? The trials of the Irish people are taking on biblical proportions, with an echo of the 10 plagues that were heaped on the Egyptians for refusing to release the Jews from captivity and slavery.
A financial storm has ruined livelihoods. We've got pestilence in the form of swine flu. As for being tormented by a plague of frogs, well even 10 days later it's painful to think of all those French people heading to the World Cup finals, guided by Thierry Henry's giant hand. And then, of course, this week our Nile, the Shannon, burst its banks and heaped misery on people right across the country.
So what's next? Well, God struck the Egyptians down with three days of darkness. With the way industrial relations are going here it can only be a matter of time before ESB workers feel the need to come out in sympathy with their victimised brothers in the public service and strike us down with the same.
After that, it looks like boils on our skin. Budget Travel went bust this week, leaving 747 of their customers overseas. Do you honestly think that jumbo number is a coincidence? It's a sign.
Now that the traditional Irish method of getting boils -- flying to Spain for a fortnight and lying under the sun for 10 hours a day covered in cooking oil -- is getting more difficult, we can expect a summer sizzler to match our ferocious floods.
The question we need to ask now is: what have we done to deserve this? Was it something we said? Are we being punished for Jedward? Do Podge and Rodge really upset God that much? The beauty of living in a country built on a foundation of Catholic guilt is that we won't be short of answers to the question: what's wrong with us?
We better find the correct answer soon though -- we can't take much more of this.
- Pat Fitzpatrick
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