Madam playing hard ball
Saturday Nov 28 2009
If Hugh Hefner had his way, we would all believe his Playboy Playmates are wholesome girls-next-door who just happen to love showing off their assets.
But Hollywood madam Michelle Braun has vowed to destroy this myth by writing a tell-all tale about her 11-year career hooking up centerfolds with men owning large enough wallets to afford the $10,000 minimum for a date.
Clients of her agency Nici's Girls allegedly included the kings of two countries and professional athletes.
Braun was recently sentenced after years of being investigated by the FBI for prostitution. "I took the bullet for everyone," she said. "In a way, I'm like Jesus, only prettier."
Indeed. But Playboy mogul Hefner has survived worse scares. The octogenarian revealed how he almost died by choking on a sex toy. "What is the closest I've come to death?" he said. "When I was having sex with four playmates and I almost swallowed a ball."
Thanks for the imagery Hef ...
Irish Independent
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