Attention, workers. Please down tools on whatever gadget you are currently making. We have moved production to a Chinese orphanage. From now on, I want you to sit in the canteen and dream up crackpot ideas for a new social-media site. Gerry, from maintenance, is in there already painting it green with red spots. Trendy or wha? I'm off to Silicon Valley. I plan to get $4 billion in funding from some ex-hippies goofed up on Xanax. Over and out.
Sunday Indo Life Magazine