It's amazing that he's still going on Strictly Come Dancing. You'd expect the catchphrase at his age to be: "Nice to see you, to see you, where am I?" You've got to hand it to Bruce. Carefully -- because you know the way old people have a tendency to drop things. Let's be honest with ourselves here, though -- without Bruce, Strictly would just be a hugely successful light-entertainment show . . . with a smaller wage bill.