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Thursday 31 July 2014

10 Stereotype Mums You Probably Know

Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer on the school run in Notting Hill on February 10, 2011 in London, England.
Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer on the school run in Notting Hill
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - SEPTEMBER 20: Myleene Klass sighted on the school run with daughters Hero and Ava (R) Quinn on September 20, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/FilmMagic)
Myleene Klass sighted on the school run with daughters Hero and Ava Quinn
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 18: Geri Halliwell pictured on the school run on March 18, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/FilmMagic)
Geri Halliwell pictured on the school run

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Usually they are an exaggeration of a nugget of truth, and stereotype mums are no different.

So how many of these have you spotted at the school gate?

1. PA Mum

Runs the school. You spend every drop-off and collection hiding from her in case she asks you to bake scones for the upcoming fundraiser. Always with clipboard in hand, she is admired and feared in equal measure.

2. Celtic Tiger Mum

Can’t quite get over the fact that her starter home turned out to be her forever home due to astronomic negative equity. Dresses her little darling in pinafores from Zara and Next because this was how it was supposed to be, God damn it! Hides her shopping bags and maxed-out credit cards from her knackered husband.

 

 

3. Glam Mum

Glam Mum always looks immaculate, with her twice-weekly blow dry and perfectly applied makeup. Drives a black 4WD and owns a golden retriever. Friends with Celtic Tiger Mum, who simultaneously hates her and wants to be her.

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4. Keep-Fit Mum

Always in lyrca and still manages to look good. Bitch.

 

5. As Gaeilge Mamaí

Tá sí go hálainn ar fad! And isn’t little Fiachra so lucky to have a Mamaí who chats to him as gaeilge whenever anyone else is in listening distance?

6. Crusty Mum

With baby in a rainbow sling and another child trailing behind her in handknitted jumper and wellie boots, Crusty Mum is at one with her life. Tells you how much Willow loves to eat her delicious lentil and quinoa hotpot for lunch but secretly feeds her white-bread sandwiches after school. Exclusive to Educate Together school gates.

7. Working Mum

AKA late mum. Can be seen running down the road in heels five minutes after the bell has gone.

8. SAHM

Knows all the children in the class by name and is practically best friends with the teacher. Stays on to help with arts and crafts in the mornings and randomly turns up with cupcakes for everyone. SAHM seems to be on top of it all, but is inwardly screaming 'HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?? I USED TO DO SHOTS IN BARS AND HAVE INAPPROPRIATE SEX WITH STRANGERS!'

9. Best Mum

Because she's better than all of you. She knows it, you know it, let's just leave it there.

10.  You

Because really you're a little bit of all of them.

This blogpost originally appeared on parent.ie

 

Parent.ie is a new take on parenting websites, covering a wide range of topics relevant to real Irish parents and the highs and lows of raising children in 21st century Ireland.  Find them also on Twitter and Facebook.

 

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