Amsterdam: A city of fun, culture and much, much more
There's more to Dutch city than red lights and Rembrandt, try some 'ruthless' macaroons for starters
So we're standing in Amsterdam's De Pijp district, munching on macaroons. Hers is salted caramel. Mine is mango. Both are dangerously delicious.
"Why do ours never look like that?" my wife asks. Patrick van Drie smiles. He's the man behind the macaroons, a former art director who packed it all in to make these meringue-like confections. His shop is called Poptasi (poptasi.com), after his street art pseudonym. "They're a ruthless cookie," he grins. There's more to Amsterdam than red lights and Rembrandt, it seems ...
What's the best way to get around?
You can't avoid bikes in Amsterdam – the city ranks as the most cycle-friendly on earth, and shoals of cyclists whizz past at every junction. So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. We rented from Green Budget Bikes (greenbudgetbikes.nl; €12 for 24 hours), going Dutch with tall-handled, single-geared city bikes. Amsterdam is a flat city, so you can cover lots of ground with relatively little effort. Bike theft is a problem, however – so lock up.
What are the must-see sites?
Amsterdam boasts at least two of the world's greatest art galleries – the Van Gogh Museum (vangoghmuseum.nl; €15pp) and the Rijksmuseum (rijksmuseum.nl; €15pp).
It also boasts two of the world's greatest entrance queues, of course – so do yourself a favour and book tickets online, as well as avoiding peak hours. You'll be glad you did.
The Van Gogh Museum is a fabulous, trippy treat – with sunflowers and starry nights unfolding in all of their vibrant, swirling glory. As with the Dutch Masters at the Rijksmuseum, no amount of crowds or flashing cameras can spoil the thrill.
What about the red lights and reefers, then?
Amsterdam's attitude towards prostitution and soft drugs can be summed up in one word: tolerance. Canals around the old centre are dotted with red lights, sex stores and coffee shops, and tourists pour down De Wallen's alleyways on weekends.
It's a weird mix. We see shops selling cannabis lollipops, stag parties daring each other to approach the girls, and gabled houses in which residents sit watching TV.
It's changed a lot since my first visit. Several windows previously used by sex workers have even been turned into shops and galleries. But you don't have to scratch far beneath the surface, of course, to start the conversations on sex trafficking and organised crime. It's worth seeing, in other words, but forget about a family visit.
Anywhere cool for shopping?
Absolutely. Skip Dam Square and head straight for the Nine Streets (theninestreets.com) a brilliantly browse-worthy quarter in the canal district. You'll find funky cafes, restaurants, boutiques, bookshops, antiques, pubs and even vintage Louis Vuitton luggage nestled together in a free-spirited, creative quarter that just keeps on giving.
Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum and Stedelijk (stedelijk.nl) re-opened after massive renovations last year, but the North-South metro remains a work in progress. Expect lots of construction hoardings, and canals that can be surprisingly stinky in parts.
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What's the food like?
There are lots of buzzy restaurants in areas such as the Nine Streets and De Pijp. I'd recommend skipping the steakhouses and shooting for an Indonesian like Tempo Doeloe(tempodoeloerestaurant.nl). And do not leave Amsterdam without wrapping your fist around a large cone of Vlaamse Frites (Flemish fries).
Where should I check in?
I discovered Hotel V Nesplein (Nes 49, hotelv.nl) by accident, stepping into its sweet little bar and restaurant one Sunday and finding rooms from €225. Miauw Suites (miauw.com) offers four contemporary suites at the heart of the Nine Streets district, so you can live like a local. Rooms from €145.
How do I get there?
Aer Lingus flies direct to Amsterdam from both Dublin and Cork. Flight and hotel packages are widely available from Irish operators such as lastminute.com, Cassidy Travel (cassidytravel.ie), ebookers.ie, clickandgo.com and others.