Saturday 22 October 2016

It's World Egg Day - here's 10 things you'll understand if you hate eggs

Amy Mulvaney

Published 14/10/2016 | 14:03

To mark World Egg Day, here's 10 things you'll understand if you hate eggs.

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1. Having to say "no egg, please" on the majority of food orders

2. Being disgusted when an egg somehow creeps into a dish although it wasn't on the menu


3. How the yolk runs in a soft boiled egg and makes you want to gag

4. The crusty texture of a fried egg


5. Shuddering when someone brings a boiled egg in for lunch

6. The stench of a scrambled (or any) egg that lingers for days


7. How eggs seem to be in everything

8. How people judge you for not eating eggs


9. Judging others for eating eggs

10. Being perfectly content with Easter eggs being the only variation of egg you consume


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