Bumped Off: Post-pregnancy normality is just boring
Sophie White Being pregnant is like being a minor celebrity. Strangers want to talk to you. They take an interest in odd things, such as what you are having for lunch and how you are 'dressing the bump'. I didn't actually notice my bump requiring any particular dressing or maintenance - I just kept dressing myself and the bump just fell in line with whatever I was wearing. People do nice things for you that really aren't necessary, such as carrying a net of oranges and a litre of milk to your car.