Enda in the picture for a Nobel prize
Published 15/05/2014 | 02:30
Taoiseach Enda Kenny put himself on the shortlist for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Launching the Construction 2020 plan at the National Sports Campus, Kenny witnessed a bit of wrestling between two photographers battling for the same piece of turf.
He stepped in to broker a peace deal, insisting the pair of snappers shake hands.
That's why he's being linked with the big jobs in Europe. He's wasted here.
Send him to the Crimea. He'll sort things out.
Come to think of it: just send him to the Crimea.
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