Labour sure to weather storm
Published 05/02/2011 | 05:00
NO chance of the blustery weather blowing down Labour posters in Dublin West.
Joan Burton said the stormy gales were causing a "poster massacre", but hers were still standing since her team have a "PhD in the science of postering".
The Labour deputy leader described the "gold standard" in postering as: position high up on the lamp post, use three cable ties tied at a 45-degree slant, pull tight and straight.
They'd be safe as houses.