Wednesday 18 October 2017

The Great British Bake Off: Ten best innuendos

Master baker: Mary Berry returns to our screens with a new series of 'The Great British Bake Off'
Master baker: Mary Berry returns to our screens with a new series of 'The Great British Bake Off'
The Great British Bake Off contestants (BBC/PA)

The Great British Bake Off is a favourite among fans as much for the innuendos as for its baking wow-factor. We've compiled a list of the ten best innuendos.

“Stand away from your hot baps!” - Mel and Sue

“You have got two hours to pop Mary’s cherry” - Sue (the second half of the quote was “in the oven”)

“Go on Mary, give it a good slapping” - Paul Hollywood

“Time to stop fiddling with Charlotte now” - Sue

“Oh no, you have some irregular-shaped balls” - Mary Berry

Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry judge the Great British Bake Off (BBC/PA)
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry judge the Great British Bake Off (BBC/PA)

“He loves his buns” - Mary Berry, on Paul Hollywood

“It’s all in the wrist action” - Mary Berry

“Get those lady’s fingers soggy!” - Sue

“Messy top, tidy bottom” - Sue, on Tamal

“Right bakers, time to reveal your cracks” - Sue

Judges Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry
Judges Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry

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