The 45-year-old suggested God is a fan of the band and revealed he would happily drop references to their hits to help him talk his way through the Pearly Gates when his time comes, reported The Sun.
Noel explained: "I'd say, 'You've heard Don't Look Back In Anger?', and they'd say, 'Of course'. I'd say, 'Look it's me, let us in. I can play you a tune.
"I robbed some stuff, I took a lot of drugs, but I'm all right'."
The High Flying Birds frontman added that he thinks his wife Sara McDonald will be able to walk straight into heaven.