Wednesday 20 September 2017

Bigmouth Strikes again . . .

Eamon Sweeney

Eamon Sweeney

The wit and (ahem) wisdom of the one and only Liam Gallagher, singer, amateur philisopher and avid Day & Night reader

"There's Elvis and me. I couldn't say which of the two is the best."

"I've never seen a U2 fan. I have never seen anyone with a U2 shirt or been round someone's house who has a fucking U2 record. Where do their fucking fans come from?"

"I'm going to live in Ireland, but not for tax purposes. That's for greedy c***s. I like the taxman. The taxman's good."

"We were running out of money and had to write a new album to get a few quid when we had all these fucking tax bills to pay. Ridiculous. I could do with a few more pairs of shoes."

"Everyone will be calling their kids Beady Eye by the end of the year."

"You're going to fucking arrested wearing Jay-Z's (Rocawear) gear and you're going to pull a really nice looking bird wearing mine."

(Liam has a clothes label called Pretty Green)

"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a good looking fuck you are.'"

"Being me is the best fucking gig in the world."

Irish Independent

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