Are you rockin' or smooching tonight?
Your favourite part of America is ...
a) Las Vegas at the height of summer.
b) New Jersey in bleakest midwinter, though you are fond of Pittsburgh and Omaha too.
Your 'tipple' of choice is ...
a) An expensive cocktail whose name ingeniously functions as a double entendre.
b) A six-pack, cold from the fridge.
You're about to hit the town – what do you wear ?
a) That expensive new gown you've been waiting to unleash.
b) Your weathered leather jack. Sure it smells – of MAN.
Your dream car is
a) A stretch Limo, outfitted with ice bucket and all the champagne you can spill down your front. Male strippers are optional.
b) A 1955 Chevvy, with the radio tuned to your favourite rock station.
You went down to the river to ...
a) Sip Prosecco and finish Gone Girl. That twist! You never saw it coming.
b) Brood about life's cruelties and vicissitudes. Finish the six-pack.
How Did You Answer
Mostly a – Congrats, you're a hardcore Bublé-head.
Mostly b – Clearly you've lived your life abiding by the principle 'what would Bruce do?'