"Jon Hendren Resume.pdf
Accomplishments: Made some guy really angry when I suggested I'd show my future kids the Star Wars prequels first."
@fart (yes, @fart)
Jon Hendren has grade A internet skills
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
Mike Birbiglia feels sorry for the genuine spammers