Tuesday 26 September 2017

Hipster fines and Snapchat bans - Comedy trio give their alternative 2017 Budget

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These 'fuppin eejits' have come up with a number of budget recommendations that will send hipsters and snapchat into hiding.

The comedy trio, who call themselves the fuppin eejits, started their alternative 'Budget 2017' by revealing that they were going to slash taxes completely on cigarettes, booze and fuel.

They then proceed to list out a series of measures to explain how they can achieve this.

In the area of fashion they say that any man caught wearing boot-cut or flared jeans "will pay a 25% cost price tax".

They continue: "Women who wear any kind of leisure wear while only b***xing around and not taking part in some form of physical exercise will pay a €200 on the spot fine."

In the area of motoring offences the trio say that those who take up two car parking spaces or those who Snapchat, "without the appropriate filter", will face a €100 fine.

Meanwhile those who order gluten free food without being coeliac will be ordered to pay a "hipster tax" while those who order a large Diet Coke in a fast food restaurant will be jailed.

Maybe Ministers Noonan and Donohoe weren't so bad after all!

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