Thursday 25 May 2017

'I'll never take you for granite' - Read the 10 most hilarious texts people sent their exes

Hands of a woman using her mobile phone.
Hands of a woman using her mobile phone.
Aoife Kelly

Aoife Kelly

We've all been there - either sending or receiving embarrassing, heartfelt, hilarious, or just plain weird break-up texts.

Now the textsfromyourex Instagram account has assembled a collection of the best of them in one hilarious spot.

Here are our ten favourites, from the broken-hearted ex who mixed up 'granted' and 'granite' to the guy/gal who taunts their ex by saying that later on in life they'll be "driving a BMW in my own house"...

 

GRANITE

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Severe but understandable

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This is really wonderful

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Heat*

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GREAT

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Merry Christmas

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DONT DRINK AND TEXT

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Why will you be driving a car in your house ??

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