WATCH: It wasn’t me, it was Batman – kid blames superhero for drawing on mammy's mirror with lipstick
Batman has been pursuing an interesting new pastime, according to one Scottish toddler.
When asked by his mum Laura Hopkins how lipstick got to be all over the mirror behind him, little Noel blames the caped crusader.
"Noel, who drew on mammy's mirror?" she asks and he turns to face the creation as if for the first time and shrugs, "I don't know."
Asked if it was him, he says, "No, it was Batman. Batman did it."
Noel may well be telling the truth, in which case we're all doomed.